This week. Good lord this week. We lose Flip to cancer. Jerry Kill retires from coaching. And Job A just made it all worse. Humor feels in short supply, but I'll try to keep this light.
Gnome #TAKES
The gnomes like the Jug. It fun to drink out of. It's nifty looking on the mantle of their underground gnome lair. Michigan fans get pissy when the Wolverines don't have it. The gnomes want to keep it. And you better believe the gnomes want to hear Harbaugh sound like this after his team almost won the Jug on Halloween:
I pledge here and now to use a Scooby Doo theme if given the opportunity to Rapid Recap a Minnesota victory tonight!