If you’re reading this, it means that the Minnesota Golden Gophers failed to liberate the Floyd of Rosedale from the claws of the Iowa Hawkeyes. (But failure is growth, tight?)
Don’t smile because it’s over. Cry because it happened.
What is your Tweet-length (140 280 characters or less) summary of the Gophers’ 48-31 loss to Iowa?
GopherNation: Iowa was better. If you thought that was bad, you should make other plans for Saturday.
GoAUpher: Sad haiku.
Do not give up Floyd
Your captivity will end
We will rescue you
gopherguy05: Freshman mistakes, poor execution, questionable play-calling decisions.