I saw this come across Twitter this morning and my immediate thought was "These two have to be from Iowa."
Couple calls 911 to report possums jumping out of their microwave and fridge. Here's why>>https://t.co/4ciFybXiYQ pic.twitter.com/dsLdT2ZJgo
— WLBT 3 On Your Side (@WLBT) November 14, 2015
Sadly no. South Carolina. Which is really the Iowa of the Carolinas if you think about it. (Don't think about it, it doesn't make sense.)
The remainder of this section can be summed up thusly:
This tall gentleman over here wearing the goofy pants harbors significant negative feelings towards Iowa.