Hello there interesting, snappily dressed, and all around wonderful person who reads TDG. Are you on Facebook?
/most of the interesting, snappily dressed, and all around wonderful people who read TDG nod their heads yes
Wonderful! Are you following The Daily Gopher on Facebook?
/some of the same fantastic people shake their heads no
Why not?
/shrugs
You should totally like us on Facebook! It's a great way to break up the never-ending status updates supplied by the Facebook algorithm from all those people whose posts you never "Like" (seriously, what's up with that Facebook?