Donald Trump offered his interest in the still-occupied position of men's Minnesota Golden Gopher basketball coach Wednesday afternoon, boasting that "Minnesota never wins anymore. Iowa wins. Wisconsin wins."
The following is satire. That should be obvious.
Wearing a red hat that said, "Make Gopher Basketball Somewhat Relevant Again," Donald Trump offered his interest in the still-occupied position of men's Minnesota Golden Gopher basketball coach Wednesday afternoon, boasting that "Minnesota never wins anymore. Iowa wins. Wisconsin wins."
A day after the Gophers turned in one of the most disappointing basketball losses in recent memory, a 84-59 loss to Nebraska that hasn't really been matched since the Gophers lost to UCLA and Lew freaking Alcindor, Trump broke off from his GOP front-running campaign to lend unsolicited help to a program that seems like it should be deep in the pained recovery of a debilitating scandal rather than the sanction-free third year of coach Richard Pitino's tenure.