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Big Ten West Football Horoscopes: Year of the Gopher

Your collective psyche is beginning to crack under the weight of unrealistic expectations. You seem to believe that your team should consistently compete for national championships. Until you all become a little more realistic with your expectations, two things will be true: periodontists in Nebraska will continue to rake in cash money as they repair and replace teeth ground to their roots, and keyboard sales will continue to thrive as you wear them out with your annoying habit of hijacking every comment thread on SBN to discuss how disappointed you were with Bo and how Mike Riley is your savior (or vice versa).