I want to be straight with you, dear reader. After last Saturday’s fiasco, I wanted to mail this week’s rankings in. I wanted to drown the sorrows of yet another opportunity not taken by giving you two tiers and doing everything I could to heap upon our beloved squad every backhanded comment, every little insult, every bit of sarcasm, spite, and vitriol I could muster. I would have given you two tiers. The Haves. And the Have Nots. And the Gophers would have found the bottom of the Have Nots, because if there was a ever a Big Ten that was a have not, would it not be this one?