Before we even get started, ask yourself this simple question: Could a “washed” professional NBA player have both this build and this level of hip gyration?
Quite simply: Mesmerizing.
Apparently not mesmerizing enough for you, the intrepid denizens of our Brew Hoop isle, who have collectively agreed to vote this Adonis back to whatever Atlantis he emerged from.
Ibaka, aged 32 (soon to be 33 — ???), joined Milwaukee at the trade deadline last season as part of the famously inconsequential trade deal that saw Donte DiVincenzo don Sacramento purple for a total of three seconds and Semi Ojeleye/Rodney Hood quietly finish their NBA careers.