Time is a flat circle, life is a rubber band stretched ever tighter before it snaps, death, taxes, and Bobby Portis believing with his whole body and soul that he should bring Sixth Man of the Year glory to the Milwaukee Bucks. These are the few totems we can cling to in these confused times as reliable features of our daily experience. Fitting in its own way, then, that Bobby — who will almost assuredly never break through and win the award at the league level — has been voted as the sixth-most important player on the 2024-2025 Bucks.