It was about the halfway point during my visit to the local Dave & Busters when I came to a realization. While playing “Time Crisis 7: Less Time 2 Die Than B4” and physically barrel rolling over the main console so that the various onlookers — in the main, underemployed Millennials and young families — understood I take everything I do seriously, the idea that Jae Crowder is Milwaukee’s buyout guy smacked me in the face like a pesky flaming bullet from a virtual Time Terrorist.
There shouldn’t be much lament for the Bucks having not nabbed any of the usual suspect buyout guys.