After surviving round one, Spencer Hawes is the next eliminated player in our annual roster ranking. The Man Bun sits as the third or fourth choice at center (depending on Jason Kidd’s mood) and his one silver lining might be that he has an expiring contract which could be useful as a trade throw-in later in the year. His 3-point propensity served as a useful dancing partner for perimeter pick-and-rolls (*cough* use those for Thon *cough*), but he offered little to no deterrence at the rim besides his height and somewhat similar appearance to the drunken flame lord Thoros of Myr on Game of Thrones.