Seriously, Brewers, wrap your players in bubble wrap or something. K-Rod stepped on a cactus. Chris Narveson and Scooter Gennett cut their hands, the former with a scissors while working on his glove, the latter on a shelf while showering.
Jonathan Lucroy broke his hand when a suitcase fell on it. Jean Segura was hit in the head by Ryan Braun’s bat in the dugout. Just google “Brewers freak accident” for 226,000 results. Now would-be co-closer Will Smith has torn the LCL in his right knee while attempting to take off a shoe.
Smith was seen on crutches in the clubhouse today with his leg immobilized, and Brewers beat writer Tom Haudricourt reports that manager Craig Counsell believes Smith will miss “significant” time.