The Brewers and Diamondbacks will face off tonight in what is the fourth-to-last day of spring training, a true showcase for all of you sickos who are going to ignore one of the non-baseball sports calendars’ most exciting nights and are instead going to tune into a game that does not matter between two teams who are ready for the season to begin.
This one comes with a fun twist, too, as we’ll see a face off between two-thirds of what once made up “the best top three in any rotation.” Corbin Burnes is a Diamondback now, if you’ve forgotten, and he’s been mowing batters down this spring the tune of 17 strikeouts, a 3-0 record, and a 1.