Well, it's July 5th.
That means it's officially time to talk casually about college football again! There's nothing I hate worse about living down in Alabama than constant buzz about Alabama and Auburn days after the season ends. Paul Finebaum, god bless him, has to endure endless ESS EE SEE talk from the day after the playoff to the start of the next season. I don't know if I could do that 365 days a year.
Thankfully, I am not a paranoid SEC fan. I am a reasonable superfan of the Mid-American Conference and am blessed with other things to concern myself with.