Two nights ago, my fiancé and I — like several of you reading this — decided to host a Big Ten Championship party. For high-stress games, I typically like to watch with a limited few, if any, but this was expected to be less stressful than watching The Wolf of Wall Street with your conservative father-in-law.
The 2023 Big Ten West race was one to remember for all the wrong reasons. It was comparable to watching drunk college students race downhill in shopping carts with the one crashing last being deemed the “winner.” Despite some stiff offensive wheels, Iowa’s cart proved to be the best and the Hawkeyes earned the right to be pummeled (again) by the Michigan Wolverines in Indianapolis.