Our traditional ode to the start of the season, Twas the Day before Football Christmas!
A Visit From St. College Footballis
Twas the night before football finally! It's here!
Time for grilling of meats and drinking of beer.
Tell your spouse and your family to cut out that chatter
Now that football is here, nothing else matters
70 inches of screen, for six months it stays on.
Try to change the channel, your life won't be long.
Speaking of which, it's time for Gameday!
Where's Herbie? Where's Dez? Oh what will they say?