You don’t have to wonder any longer. DNA test results confirm that Michigan football star linebacker Jabrill Peppers is a demigod.
The DNA test was conducted by researchers at the University of Michigan.
“Needless to say, the test results were incredibly stunning,” said June Hansworth, lead researcher for the project which has been searching for demigods since 2008. “We’ve been searching for so long, and to think the answer was right under our noses.”
Peppers sparked suspicion of demigod status when researchers noticed his superhuman athletic abilities on the football field.
“We got together and basically decided that if he (Peppers) wasn’t a demigod, we may never find one,” said Austin Branch, a student research assistant.