Never mind universal healthcare; we can’t even decide if Earth is round or flat. And please, Michigan basketball players, I’m begging you, please don’t come out here and say Earth is flat.
First of all, it’s amazing that you could even reach this rung on the academic ladder and still spew blatantly false rhetoric like this, but alas.
Flat Earthers got a dose of adrenaline about a year ago when rapper B.o.B took to Twitter to tell the world that Earth is flat. (This prompted a response from Neil deGrasse Tyson and his nephew.