1 hour 17 minutes
OFFENSE
Mashing mashers mash a team that's probably not at all good at football. Smith's re-enactment of Kill Bill. Tight end profusions.
DEFENSE
Uh… they did very well? Wormley mentioned but we kind of run out of things to say because Oregon State was overwhelmed so thoroughly.
SPECIAL TEAMS AND MISC
Gary Andersen ate it from the gods of probability. Special teams otherwise uneventful but okay.
TALKIN' BIG TEN WITH JAMIEMAC
Maryland… what are you doing Maryland?