It’s still a few weeks away, but Michigan football head coach Jim Harbaugh is delivering the commencement speech at Paramus Catholic in New Jersey, and the transcript of his speech was leaked to GBMWolverine.
Through the magic of, well, make-believe, I managed to obtain a copy of it and am now delivering the best of it to you.
Following are excerpts from the upcoming speech:
Thank you. Thank you. Please be seated. Thank you.
Let me start by saying how honored I am to have been asked to speak to the graduates here tonight.