I would like to take this opportunity to apologize, because I’m guilty.
See? Was that so hard, Jim Harbaugh?
I am guilty of thoroughly enjoying the latest episode of the long-running hit soap opera “Days of Coach Harbaugh’s Lives,” which stars a well-meaning but misunderstood hero who must battle sinister forces from a nearby town that bears a green-and-white flag.
In the latest installment of our drama, Coach Harbaugh got pinched, and pinched hard, for purposely misleading NCAA investigators over middling offenses. Harbaugh has denied that he was purposely misleading.
To which the entirety of Michigan State’s fans responded by pulling out their knives and forks — but especially the knives — and preparing for the feast of raw meat laid before them.