I want to write an allegory of Michigan hockey and compare it in a way that resembles Orwellian Marxist logic in which the proletariat (the fans) revolution against the bourgeois (the hockey team) that will serve as an impetus for an equal standing on campus. Apparently that already happened and Dave Brandon has become the new CEO of Toys R us, so all's well that ends well, I guess.
In any case, I've spent my last two years covering Michigan hockey in its doldrums. These were two years that were supposed to serve as bounce-back campaigns and a complete reversal of fortune from the 2013 failure.