The story began with a man on the beach, just hoping to enjoy his last few weeks before starting a new job. It was a story Dabo Swinney, quite presciently, predicted would either be "great or terrible."
Indeed, there are great man-on-beach stories, such as "Weekend at Bernie's," and there are terrible ones, like "Weekend at Bernie's 2."
Alas, Saturday was the latter for Clemson.
The Tigers, in need of help in the kicking game, brought in Jonathan Weitz on Monday to take over the starting job. Weitz had been Clemson's backup for four years, but he'd assumed his college career was done after the 2022 season ended, he left for a study abroad in Paris -- "He spent the spring looking at the Eiffel Tower," said Swinney, who we assume also believes everyone in St.