1. Grab hold of your fanhood. 2. Lock that son of a gun in a safe. 3. Have as much fun as possible.
Who says bye weeks can't be entertaining?
While the Wolverines enjoy a week off from dejection and grievance, it calls for a time to lighten the mood and shift our minds to something other than last weekend.
Admit it, whether you're slinging suds at the local speakeasy and swappin' spiels with your cohorts, or killing time before Saturday's slate kicks off, you've delved into 'what if' questions.
Here's my college football fan questionnaire, where you can summon your inner pigskin junkie and dabble in some shenanigans.