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College football Bottom 10: Can Michigan win a big game? Can Arizona or UNLV win a game, period?

[Editor's note: The nation's last two winless teams stayed winless. Again. While a Big Ten team played itself into the Coveted Fifth Spot. Again.]

Inspirational thought of the week:

Why can't you do it?
Why can't you set your monkey free?
Always giving into it
Do you love the monkey or do you love me?
Why can't you do it?
Why do I have to share my baby?
With a monkey? (Monkey)
With a monkey? (Monkey)
Ah-yee-yah-yeeeee

-- "Monkey," George Michael

Here at Bottom 10 Headquarters, located beneath a mountain of candy corn that was thrown out by Mike Leach, we spend a lot of time preparing for the unexpected.