Stop trying to figure out Jim Harbaugh. Even he can't do it.
"When I have football dreams," he says, "they always finish with a drive at the end of the game. And I'm always playing — I never dream of football where I coach — but I'm not always playing for the same team. Sometimes I'm like a 50-year-old man. Sometimes I'm back in college. I had one not too long ago where I had just retired from pro football, I was in my 30s, but I still had another year of college eligibility left — only I couldn't get a scholarship anywhere.