Vegas knows absolutely everything. There is no point in trying to beat them using anything but money that you really, really don't need but refuse to give to charity or bums. And if you're going to use your non-bum/charity money on anything, you may as well blow it on NFL Draft Prop Bets. Nothing says, "I'll one day go behind my wife's back and use our children's college fund to win back money I didn't tell her I lose in Vegas," then betting on the NFL drafts. But we don't judge at chatsports and based on the grammatical errors that I smatter across this blog canvas each day, I hope you don't either. Let's take a look at the best prop bets for tomorrow's draft (there are even a few potentially legitimate Michigan related bets):
Number of Quarterbacks Taken In First Round
Over 3.5 (-135)
Under 3.5 (-105)
Number of Edgar Allen Poe references Chris Berman will make if Dontari Poe is on the board when the Ravens pick 29
Over 41 (-140)
Under 41 (-120)
Odds Greg Williams comes out of the crowd and hits Commissioner Roger Goodell with a steel chair
+2000
Odds that above chair shot leads to a "Winner becomes 2012 NFL Commissioner Extreme Rules Match," between Goodell and Williams at WWE Summerslam
+15000
Which side of the ball will Mr. Irrelevant play
Offense -105
Defense -105
Number of Times Mel Kiper and Todd McShay say a pick was a "reach" because it doesn't match their carefully scouted "mock drafts," and makes them looks like dicks.
Over 201 (-500)
Under 201 (+500)
Number of Running Backs Taken In First Round
Over 1.5 (+220)
Under 1.5 (-300)
Odds David Molk is angry with his draft position (ie, he isn't drafted ahead of Andre Luck)
-2000
Number of Wide Receivers + Tight Ends Taken In First Round
Over 3.5 (-300)
Under 3.5 (+220)
Odds Mike Martin forgets his own strength and pulls Adam Silver's arm out of the socket of when they shake hands after Martin's selection.
-300
Will the Miami Dolphins select Ryan Tannehill?
Yes (-120)
No (-120)
Most Draft Selections by One Team
Over 12.5 -175
Under 12.5 +135
Fewest Draft Selections by One Team
Over 5.5 +200
Under 5.5 -300
Michael Floyd Draft Position
Over 12.5 (-120)
Under 12.5 (-120)
Kendall Wright Draft Position
Over 21.5 (-120)
Under 21.5 (-120)
Brandon Weeden Draft Position
Over 36.5 (-120)
Under 36.5 (-120)
Which Player Will Get Drafted First?
Morris Claiborne (-220)
Justin Blackmon (+160)
Quinton Coples (-120)
Luke Kuechly (-120)
Riley Reiff (-180)
Dontari Poe (+140)
Number of Times the word "Coachability," and "Instincts," or the phrase "Doesn't wow you athletically," we be used to describe a Caucasian player in Round 1.
Over/Under 111 (-130)
Most of those are actual prop bets. I think you can figure out which is which. Enjoy the betting. For little Johnny's college fund's sake, have your wife change the ATM Pin.
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