Being a nerd can be cool from time to time, like when you discover a porn site that most of your less technological advanced friends would have never found. You hold on to that tawdry little nugget like a hollowed out barbasol can containing dinosaur embryos and nothing short of the blinding venom of a Dilophosaurus could pry it from your hands...NEEEEERRRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!
As a nerd I'm wont to do things like go on youtube and type in "college football jukes." Do you remember how disgustingly good Peter Warrick was when he refusing to pay full price for clothing? Well I didn't, but I'm going to spare you the embrassment that I felt for not remembering. Just so Peter doesn't feel as lonely as I did when I sat and watched his videos, he'll be accompanied be a number of other fabulous jukes to comprise the best jukes in the history of time list. These plays are exceedingly enjoyable to watch because one participant is completely in control of their body while the other participant(s) are flop around like trout.
Peter Warrick jukes the entire Florida Gators team:
Enough about Pete. Here's Lorenzo Booker making those angry faux-Irish people look dumb
Ike Hillard gets a little revenge on the Seminoles
Trent Richardson makes Ole Miss look even worse than Ole Miss normally looks:
Travante Stallworth puts two Utah State defenders in a quiet place where they can contemplate their Mormonism:
Percy Harvin and his pixels embarrass defenders:
Reggie Bush tears David Carr's ACL through the television
Poor Karl Dorrell
Desean Jackson making Phil Fulmer's eyes bleed
Devin Hester with no less than 5 unbelievable jukes by my count. The best of which might be his juke on #29, who's likely completing his 11th masters program right now. Way to pick on the nerds Devin. It's a shame Caltech didn't have an open date in 2005
Kevin Jones removing #84's underwear without removing his pants, Hansel style:
C.J. Spiller's hurdle to juke to first down dive:
Chris Johnson making several UAB Blazers wish they would have been academically ineligible that day (My favorite juke is at 1:10, but it's really all good):
Seneca Wallace makes a boatload of black shirts fall down:
...Probably my favorite on the list, the other Adrian Peterson does the ol' juke to throw-you-to-the-ground stiffarm for good measure:
You didn't think I'd miss this one did you?
...and because I think this is too good to leave off, even though it's from the NFL. Very keystone copsesque:
Let me know if we missed any good ones in the comments.
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