No matter where you go or what you do in life, you'll inevitably find yourself in a "has the whole world gone crazy, am I the only one who gives a shit about the rules," moment. Short of the firearm brandishing, I find myself in Walter Sobchak's shoes right now. Explain to me, sports fans of America, why Robert Griffin III isn't the front runner to win this year's Heisman. How, sports fans of America, is he not the most outstanding player in college football, in Heisman parlance? How is the the most exciting, more prolific and most important and most valuable player in college football sitting 3rd (3rd!!!!!!!!!!) in this year's Heisman race? He's literally played a single not-fantastic game the entire season (Texas A & M) for a team that would probably be -4-12 without him.
I implore you to look at his stats. Then I implore you to tell me how anyone not named Andrew Luck should even be in the same Heisman conversation with RG III.
| SEASON | CMP | ATT | YDS | CMP% | YPA | LNG | TD | INT | SACK | RAT |
| 2011 | 252 | 347 | 3678 | 72.6 | 10.60 | 87 | 34 | 5 | 22 | 191.1 |
By the by, he's also rushed for 846 yards and 13 TDs this year. Rodney Dangerfield is currently digging himself out of his grave to give RG III his annual "I get no respect" award for 2011.
Sometimes, getting no respect leaves you in good company. Amber Heard, simply one of the most attractive women in the world and star of the now-cancelled Playboy Club, gets no respect either. She gets so little respect that she got replaced by that asshole Peter Jennings look-alike Brian Williams. Fortunately for both of these people, Chatwolverines respects talent, so we'll give both RGIII and Amber the respect they deserve. Bask in their respective talents:
RG III against Oklahoma
From that same Oklahoma game - He's so good 1-7 deflections aren't even enough to put his passes off target:
RGIII against Texas A&M - Even at this worst he's impressive:
RG III getting knocked out against TT and coming back to score a TD and lead his team to victory:
RGIII contributing to an Erin Andrews wet t-shirt Contest just has to count for something:
The equally unppreciated Amber Heard:
Oh, you don't like brunettes? She doesn't care, she'll continue to look hot regardless of hair pigment:
Back to hot brunette again:
...but I'm sure she's just a pretty face. She probably has a big old cellulite ridden backside that jiggles like tapioca with each step:
Also, watch her eat a popsicle at the 50 second mark:
...and partial sideboob in a Maxim photoshoot:
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