After seeing the below sign on Sunday night football my emotions waxed and waned from laughter, to sadness for the sign's creator to anger at her boyfriend's trangressions to arousal for the chick holding the sign because she looks kind of hot to surprise that Santa's sleigh had enough payload capacity to carry the big chick on the right of the screen:
I've settled in at sad because she felt the need to air her dirty laundry on national television. The psychology behind this move is confusing because she didn't put her ex-boyfriends name on the sign. Presumably the people that know her know that she was cheated on and know her boyfriend to be jabroni. She wasn't trying to tell the people that would recognize her on the broadcast anything they didn't know. According to this reputable periodical, she closed her facebook account to the public, so she wasn't trying to shame him nationally. There are two conceivable reasons to make that sign from where I sit:
1. She was trying to make the aforementioned jabroni feel bad when he saw her on TV and elicit several hundred Thor's Hammer fueled apology texts and d-pics.
2. She was trying to drum up some sympathy from fans and potentially engage in a sloppy-drunk Lambeau bathroom make-out with one of the many model types that attend Packers games.
Either way, she's made herself into a minor celebrity that will undoubtedly begin filming a reality TV show based in the greater Milwaukee area which will be appropriately titled This Cheese Stands Alone.
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