My duty as a average to below-average blogger is to inform and today I'd like to inform you about college coaches. There are hundreds of college coaches each year whose 80 hour work weeks and complete neglect of family duties go unnoticed each year. Even the unknown coaches who make it to the NCAA tournament, the pinnacle of success for most mid majors, get completed ignored once they get beat by 30 in the first round. I will not let the tireless work of the men outside of the coaching glitterti go unnoticed.
There is absolutely no better way to bring attention to someone who isn't famous than by comparing them to someone who is. Hopefully when you see these men on the sidelines this Thursday and Friday you give them more than a cursory glance that says, "I don't care where Lamar is Pat, but I want you to go back there immediately and not show up on my TV screen for another 12 months." That's mean, and Pat is a great guy.
Enjoy.
Lamar Coach Pat Knight
Rob Riggle - Step Brothers, Hangover, Daily Show, etc.
Michigan's First round opponent Ohio's coach John Groce
Lord Voldemort
...as we said earlier this week Tony Bennett = Seth MacFarlane
Xavier coach Sean Miller
The 4th best late-night host on network television Jimmy Kimmel
Notre Dame coach Mike Brey
Andrew Dice-Clay
Missouri Coach Frank Haith
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Darryl from The Office
NC State Coach Mark Gottfried
Eastbound and Down's Stevie Janowski
Colorado Coach - Tad Boyle
Former Goldman Sachs CEO and Secretary of the Treasury Hank Paulson
Iowa State coach Fred Hoiberg
NBA basketball player Fred Hoiberg going past the equally athletic Vince Carter
Wichita State coach Gregg Marshall
Kevin Spacey in glasses
Vanderbilt Coach Kevin Stallings
Kevin from The Office
UNC Asheville Coach Ed Biedenbach
Presidential non-candidate Ron Paul
Murray State Coach - Steve Prohm
Doug Gottlieb - Mildy talented and supremely annoying ESPN analyst
California Coach Mike Montgomery
Mitt Romney - Presidential Robot
South Florida Coach - Stan Heath
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Jerry Maguire
Vermont Coach John Becker
Richard Jenkins (Dad from Step Brothers)
Let me know who I missed in the comments.
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