If you’ve been watching college football this season, your head probably hurts. And your pupils are dilated. And you’d like a double of whatever they’re drinking in the replay booth.
I can’t keep up with the craziness, which is unfortunate because it’s about to get crazier. Before everyone starts bellowing about the first College Football Playoff rankings, you should know it doesn’t matter yet and it’ll all get settled on the field, right before it gets settled in a stinky boardroom, right before it gets overturned by replay review, right before it goes to federal court after Alabama makes the playoff with an 8-4 record.