If you want and hard-hitting think piece and analytical analysis, well, this is not for you.
If you want pure, unadulterated shenanigans — my specialty — then strap in.
Here’s the premise: A very, very trusty coin was flipped for every game. Paul the Octopus blessed this coin. This coin was also used to buy Rabiot the Octopus. This coin, my friends, can’t tell any lies.
We’ll go down the list of MSU’s games. If it’s heads, MSU wins. If it’s tails, MSU loses.
And, no matter what happens, we have to justify why the game went the way it did in classic preseason prediction fashion.