Dear Santa,
How’s it going, big guy? As you know, it’s been a pretty wild year everywhere south of the arctic circle. I am sure that your army of elves has filled you in on COVID-19. It sucks pretty hard, honestly. The kids are wondering if we are going to be able to see Grandma is person this year.
I hear that you are immune and are still going to be able to make the rounds this year without any problems. Something about 800-year old elf magic, right? That’s a relief. I was afraid that you were going to have to wear a mask, have your temperature checked, change your shoes, and apply hand sanitizer before dropping off each and every load of presents.