Look at this face. It's the face of a man who doesn't care that he's just committed a crime against candy. You're obviously not supposed to eat a Kit Kat like Miami Marlins slugger Giancarlo Stanton is in this picture, snapped Monday by teammate Dee Gordon.
@Giancarlo818 you need to start respecting the rules sir. pic.twitter.com/IvkUAphhJv
— Dee Gordon (@FlashGJr) June 1, 2015
Even a kid knows the Kit Kat is to be consumed piece by piece. Heck, the Kit Kat's four attached wafers are their own roadmap.