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Festivus Miami Marlins style

With today being December 23rd, or Festivus, it’s time to participate in one of the most cherished Festivus traditions, the airing of grievances. For those of you unfamiliar with the holiday, this video should shed some light on what the holiday is. So now is my chance to air my grievances with the Marlins and stay in the holiday spirit.

1. David Samson is a used car salesman

  • David Samson is the type of guy who would sell you a Geo Prizm and act like it’s a Ferrari. I’m tired of David Samson’s false promises of winning seasons and spending sprees only to end up with a 71 win team.