Recently, the Miami Herald published an article bearing a title fit to cause outrage for all of those who take solace in the Miami Marlins’ misery:
As it made its way into the Twittersphere, Marlins Masochists everywhere scrambled to their keyboards to submit their knee-jerk reactions to reading just the headline.
I wonder if the the folks at The Onion saw this headline and realized, "Wow, for baseball, we've got nothing."
— D-zone Slot Turnover Sensei™ (@matt_is_offside) April 10, 2018
However, the tactic taken by — as the article and City refers to as — “The Jeter Marlins,” is not completely ludicrous, and is rather reasonable given the circumstances.