IIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT’SSSSSSSS MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And you fine, wonderful Miami Hurricanes-loving folks know what that means. Let’s put on our Miami Hurricanes soccer jerseys, jump over those orange and green walls, climb into the vents, and crawl through the tunnels of Miami Hurricanes-related thought sprawling through my mind.
1) And yes I’m making reference to whatever that absolute shit show nonsense was last night at Hard Rock Stadium. I don’t know for sure if the blame lies mostly on CONMEBOL, CONCACAF, local authorities, or all of the above to varying degrees, but the destructive disaster that overtook Hard Rock Stadium and the lack of law enforcement, security, and or other authoritative presence was simply baffling.