Here's a guide to making good college football-themed rap songs

A Florida fan named "Lawyer Mike" released a Gators-themed rap video today. It is not a good rap video.

This poor man needs some help on how to make a rap video. So we've assembled a guide:

1) Don't make a music video.
2) Just record a song
3) Record it in a college dorm, to be exact.
4). If available, the seventh floor of said dorm.
5) Find a friend named Greg.
6). Make magic, go platinum: