Figure on an upgrade in Chris Andersen's peripheral vision next season. No, not because he has eyes on the back of his head. Well . . . actually for just that reason.
After saying he does not get tattoos during the regular season, Birdman went for a doozy as soon as the Miami Heat's season came to an abrupt halt.
And it's not only eyes on the back of his head, it's dual skulls.
Now we know why the shaved sides around the Mohawk were the fashion statement of choice late in the season.
To Birdman, it was a made-in-South Florida moment, actually a Broward moment.