Fans of Star Trek will know that Captain James T. Kirk of the U.S.S. Enterprise made it a point to say over and over again that he didn't believe in no-win situations. He would cheat the system in order to avoid them and come out on top. Unfortunately for the Miami Dolphins, Captain Kirk isn't in charge of the organization.
The Miami Dolphins fanbase is a very fickle bunch, and there's very little the organization can do to please them. I wrote about this in a previous column weeks ago, but at this point there's nothing the Dolphins can do to please the disgruntled Dolphins fan.