This week, rather than offer a recipe, I’m going to go over three types of people you don’t want to be at any tailgating outing, or football gathering.
1. First and foremost, please don’t be that annoying friend that decided to partake in the pre-game festivities alone at home—the guy that’s having way to much fun stumbling and slobbering all over himself talking about how much he loves the Dolphins. We get it. You’ve liked them since you were six—we’re all impressed. Yes, you’re having fun, but you’re annoying the hell out of everyone, you’re eating all the food, and there goes your shot with that girl your friend brought along.