Pie charts, regression plots, extrapolating variables to measure variance, analytics, multi-layered matrices. Yeah, you won't see any of that here.
The days are counting down as we creep slowly towards your bedroom window like Alpha towards the fateful beginning of the 2016 NFL Draft: we're less than 2 weeks away! I can't believe it's almost here! For any new bloods to the Phinsider, this is about the time of year that I trick people into thinking I have something enlightening to say about the NFL Draft with a completely misleading title. This article is more about how I'm going to drink too much and what I'll have to eat.