Nine years of Colledge down the drain?
Not a chance.
With apologies to Bluto and John Belushi, today we’re tackling the remarkably charmed life of Daryn Colledge, the veteran guard who is retiring from the Dolphins after nine years in the NFL.
Colledge is from North Pole, Alaska, and actually lived on a street called Santa Claus Lane, none of which may crack your list of The Two Greatest Things to Happen To This Guy.
We’ve already established that Colledge went on to become a professional football player and therefore make a handsome living.
He won a Super Bowl.