New year, same Dolphins.
Is there a lamer way to start this?
“They are who we thought they were?” I mean, what kind of jackanape would reference that?
How about: It’s all up now.
Miami fell haplessly to the Tennessee Tannehills (though he did little to justify the last minute name change) while the San Diego (I said what I said) Chargers downed the Denver Broncos to mathematically eliminate the Dolphins from the playoff race.
It was...Less than ideal.
Miami’s not quite there yet
Losing 34-3 might make that headline feel like a massive understatement.