The Miami Dolphins have traveled up north to take on Philadelphia Eagles. Today’s contest between these two foes is set to begin at one o’clock. The weather for the game is a brisk 58 degrees—perfect weather for football, right?
Well, even more perfect weather for drinking. Because let’s be honest, fans of the Dolphins aren’t necessarily high on their team. After all, they’ve lost the last two games to division rivals by a combined score of 69 to 24. So, once again, this season has come down to another one where we drown are sorrows away—in a responsible way, of course.