It’s Brocktober, so let’s keep the party going.
The Miami Dolphins shouldn’t lose to a northern dome team like the Detroit Lions in the sweltering swamp that is SoFlo.
And there’s no reason we should lose to a rookie HC who’s most notable for always having a ridiculous pencil tucked behind his ear, despite the fact it won’t ever write on his laminated call sheets.
Lastly, I don’t want us losing to an opposing OC named Jim Bob Cooter, which sounds like a character on “The Dukes of Hazzard” (look it up millennials), or to an opposing DC like Paul Pasqualoni, who always looks like he just walked-in on his wife with some farm animals.