First off, many thanks to Craig (@cphil674 on Twitter) up above for showing off his love for your Miami Dolphins and these here Dolphins Drinking Game rules. Nobody can doubt your fandom or good taste sir.
Ok boys & girls, it’s my favorite time of year. It’s both the holiday season and that time of year where Miami stuffs a healthy load of coal into the stockings of the New England Patriots.
I don’t care about team standings or how many we have out injured, because none of that matters.