Ok so right out of the gate, I have to be honest.
I have a basketball crush on Jarell Martin.
Not like a “I love you so much, Jarell! I want to have your babies!” type of love. That would be a little weird. It’s more like a 90’s Peanut Butter Crunch Commercial kind of crush. I know i’m not the only one that remembers that commercial. The one where the kid tells his sister how much he loves Peanut Butter Crunch. After awhile, she finally says “If you love it so much, why don’t you marry it?