Let’s just get one thing out of the way first. I normally don’t think about the 2004 movie EUROTRIP much, if ever. I think I saw it once at a sleepover. Apparently Michelle Trachtenberg is famous for her role in that, but I’ll only know her from her role as a nerdy figure skater in ICE PRINCESS. Yes, I grew up with younger sisters. [Editor’s note: They were clearly not allowed to watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer.] That completely changes in the first half of August when it dominates my subconscious because lazy basketball writers will refer to a team’s offseason foreign tours as a Euro Trip.